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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is there any new American thing?
They put up a sign reading
No way
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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